"They obviously got the label on this box wrong. It should read 'ALL CAT' since I'm the one that is able to squeeze into it."
"Let me just taste this chip for you to make sure it tastes OK before you eat it."
"Yes. I've trained my
slave human how to hand feed me delicious treats."
"I will conquer all the tails in this house!"
"I will also eat ALL the noms in this house!"
"All this snoopervising has made me sleepy..."