Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Haiku by Rats

This week, Oz the Terrier is hosting his 2nd Annual Bad Poetry Contest. Well, I don't usually write poetry because I think I'm pretty bad at it. I decided to let Jack and Gus write a couple of haiku for the Bad Poetry Contest. Here's what they came up with...

Haiku by Jack the Rat

Some may call me fat,

I say I am just fluffy. 

Do you have some noms? 

Haiku by Gus the Rat

These cute little eyes.

How can you resist their stare?

I just want to play. 


  1. OMD! Or should I say OMR?!? Gus and Jack wrote some really bad haiku...and they were fabulous! Love it!

  2. Aww, I hope you have lots of noms for Jack!

  3. Epic my little friends. Bravo and we give you both a big round of applaws. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. Good job with the haiku, Jack and Gus! You did better than we ever could! :)

  5. Love your rat haikus! Perfect! (And we say 'just fluffy' too.)

  6. LOL! Those are great, Jack & Gus! I love the accompanying pictures too!

  7. I had no idea how poetic rats are.

  8. These poems are actually good. You don’t have chance i a bad poetry contest.

  9. I've always liked creative hobbies. Drawing, guitar, story writing, etc. Poetry is something I'd never touch, I'd be quite awful at it!

    Jack and Gus did a fantastic job though! =)

  10. Excellent haikus! You have very talented rats :)

  11. Wonderful! Gus and Jack, you are so talented! I think you should write an ebook of haikus now. Seriously.

  12. Love them both and agree that a whole book of them would be fun!


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